Things I've Learned

So I learned a few new things at church yesterday, courtesy of my children, that I didn't know before. First, I learned that it is possible for an 8 year old to choke on a goldfish cracker, during sacrament. I also learned that when Gray prays, it's because he's praying for the policeman to help him fight the bad guys and monsters. Or because he's thankful for Diet Coke. I learned that mom's are magnets when sitting in the BACK of the primary room. Forget that something is going on at the front. If I sit in the back - they will get up and want to sit with me every time. I secretly like it. . . And last - I learned that I don't need to worry about Gray's body when he's dead. Although bad guys came and took Jesus' body (what Gray thinks) after he died - no one, I repeat, no one will take Gray's body because he will fight them off with his bo staff. No bad guys will mess with him (even though he's dead).